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br Bernd 06/03/2025 17:16:18 Nr. 198 Antworten

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The internet made me a lonely man and ruined my life.
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>>198 Not really. Nobody forced you to be on the internet and waste your time here.
>>356 They swayed me into it. I thought it was the future, but it was just loneliness.
>>357 Everyone was swayed into it, you decided to stay while others decided to just wait for such future to come.

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The internet keeps me alive. Its also the only place where I laugh out loud, about jokes 1 of 10 people would get.
>>380 It's like a drug, bernd. It makes you feel good and kills time, but at the cost of making you addicted and recluse.

mx Bernd 06/12/2025 18:55:32 Nr. 348 Antworten
Who is behind this place? Why don't you reveal yourself? Are you related to the original krautchan?
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>>350 Thank you for the clarification. I didn't expect Dergeneral to be back. It would be nice if we could make this place as good as peak KC.
No it's the original Der General

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>>355 Really? How do you know?
>>421 It is easy to know it is not the original. The last thing he would do in this world is making another imageboard.

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>>353 >It would be nice if we could make this place as good as peak KC. I don’t think that will ever happen, sorry Bernd.

no Does Germany even exist? Bernd 04/25/2025 13:25:34 Nr. 85 Antworten
> 35% of Deutsche Bahn trains runs late > Shut down all nuclear powerplants in favor of fossil gas "green energy" > It is forbidden to spend the night on your summer cottages > It is forbidden to store anything in the garage except cars > It is forbidden to work on Sundays > Tax laws are horrible clusterfuck > If you kill a wasp, you will be fined 500 euros > Worst canchellor run country for 16 years > Government organizes paid rallies against right wing party > But somehow 1st economy of EU This is some LatAm level of bullshit, I don't believe that Germany is a real and not some kind of social experiment run by the Allies to hide the existence of Trizonia
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>>366 Being vassalized doesn't prevent you from having vassals of your own.
>>376 Still Germany has no vassals and is bled dry by all its EU neighbours.
>But somehow 1st economy of EU Maybe there's sth wrong with ur thinking.
I love looking down on Germany and its notoriously shitty trains, but honestly, it's the best in class. And yes, that includes Switzerland. Our trains are slow as fuck and we invest 4 times as much per capita. Sure, tunnels are expensive, but if Germany had the same throughput and slow speeds as Switzerland, it would run a lot smoother.

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>>418 Why is it that people that have the best, easiest lives always need to insist to others they're the actual victims, often, of their own excesses.

de Bernd 06/05/2025 16:48:10 Nr. 247 Antworten

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So, is this site better than Kohl? If that’s the case, how can we bring more Bernds here?
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>>393 > you can advertise it anywhere This is how you get cancer.
>>411 I ment as in theoretically Anywhere, it’s not a good idea to do it everywhere but you can do it in places that will care.
>>412 > but you can do it in places that will care Which are none?

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>>415 Oh, I know a group of people who would care about KC, but that’s a KC Secret.

mx Bernd 05/02/2025 16:21:23 Nr. 103 Antworten
If you want to make sure the board doesn't go to shit block all proxies and onions. They're 90% the reason Kohlchan is a pedoinfested shithole.
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>>116 Very important aspect. Even if they weren't all degenerate Pedos, someone insulting you based on your countryball while hiding behind an onion was and always will be antithetical to /int/'s spirit. Banter needs to go both ways. (I know VPNs exist but still, it's a matter of not openly supporting the hiding of your country on an international board.)
>>116 >>117 Hello
(NUTZER BÜẞTE FÜR DIESEN PFOSTEN MIT GUT UND BLUT)
>>381 Admin, shut him down
>>103 The other 10% are dick holes, weetards, and mods who think it’s a joke.

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>>373 oh I forgot that one was aprt of a series. unfortunately I only got the first part.
>>375 That one is pure kino!

Those pics mean nothing in these AI days. Sharing such pics on IBs 15 years ago was interesting because it was a mix of sharing fantasy and admiring the artist's creativity.
>>306 Ai doesn't spiritually take away from the cool art that humans have made or make.

ee How to collapse Yugoslavia? Bernd 02/04/2025 14:06:43 Nr. 19 Antworten

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Hello Bernds! In this /int/ thread, I'll write here how to collapse Yugoslavia easily and with out problems. But before, we need to have Yugoslavia itself to collapse it. Then, follow these steps. 1) Create the perfect cocktail from different nations and cultures. Serbs? Nice. Croats? Yeah! Slovenians, Bosnians, Macedonians and Montenegrins? Even better! 2) Remove Tito. Now, looks like Yugoslavia have a party with out leader! 3) Add more ingredients! Economic crisis? Go ahead! Political Crisis? Sure, why not? Also, don't forget about nationalistic ideas for each nations! 4) Wait for the first actions. Slovenia and Croatia says: "We want to leave" Serbia: What? 5) Start the show! Yugoslav wars in two seasons — in Bosnia and Croatia! NATO bombing are waiting outside the door! Newspaper headlines on all news in the world. 6) End! Now we have Bosnia and Herzegovina, Croatia, Montenegro, North Macedonia, Serbia, Slovenia and Kosovo. BONUS: If something goes wrong, just say: “This is the Balkans, it’s always like that here.” .
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>>255 Slovenia is pretty much first world.
>>255 But there are many Yugos in Switzerland.
>>257 The job market is a balkan free for all though. Germany doesn't seem that much better though, at least we are proud to evade taxes.
>>308 >at least we are proud to evade taxes Same in rural Germany.
>>19 Way to complicated. Step 1: Make sure Serbs have access to glass bottles. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit

us Cooking thread Bernd 05/03/2025 18:10:25 Nr. 108 Antworten

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Chicken leg quarters braised in chili verde salsa with beans and rice
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>>113 Wow, looks like actually edible and healthy food. Don't you get arrested for that on the burgerstan?
>>266 don't worry. the chicken is full of chlorine

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I made Flammkuchen r8
>>349 German pizza. Well would try.
>>351 it's pretty easy. Just a dough + creme fraiche + onions + bacon. and salt, pepper, nutmeg

mx der Papier der Wand Bernd 05/30/2025 17:41:54 Nr. 178 Antworten
Need new wallpapers. I just wiped out windows from my system and some cloud apps are a pain to make work on linux. So I'm basically empty.
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